Advent 9: Christmas Crackers

christmas-stamp-with-cracker
Specially illustrated stamps are printed each Christmas this one is of Father Christmas with a cracker. The cracker has an illustration of a Pantomime Dame

christmas-cracker-drummerIn Britain and Ireland we pull Christmas crackers at the dinner table which we have at lunch time on December 25th.

Victorian illustration of pulling a Christmas cracker
Victorian illustration of pulling a Christmas cracker

Crackers may have caught on in other countries too and I’d be interested to hear from your part of the world if they have.

When pulled it activates a firecracker that makes a loud ‘crack’.

Whoever gets the longest end, gets the prize. Prizes can vary from cheap plastic charms to gold tie-pins depending on how much you can afford.

Coloured paper crown can get quite wrinkly by the end of dinner © Southampton Old Lady
Coloured paper crowns can get quite wrinkly by the end of dinner © Southampton Old Lady

One is set at each dinner place. Each will contain a paper crown, which is compulsory to wear at the table and there will be a lot of cajoling to get a grumpy Grandad to wear his. There will also be a joke to read out – usually a pun on words that will be so corny it makes everyone sigh. It is essential that the joke is corny.

Here are some examples:

Q: What kind of sweet goes swinging through the jungle?  A: Tarzi-pan

QWhat do you call two robbers? A:  A pair of knickers

This then starts the reminiscing  old jokes and funny tales. Often there are enough crackers left to pull the next day “Boxing Day” which is also a holiday in Britain.

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17 thoughts on “Advent 9: Christmas Crackers

  1. Our family has never done them here in Texas but I do see them in several stores and have been tempted to buy some just for fun. Not sure I could get my bunch to wear the crowns. Cheers for the holidays however you celebrate! Oh, we have tamales and chili on Christmas Eve and margaritas if it is warm.

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  2. Hi SOL,

    One Christmas, long ago (in the mid-60’s) my family from Britain spent a few days at Christmas with us here in Canada, and brought some crackers along with them.

    Being under the age of 10, I thought it was a smashingly good time having family over from Britain (and those (amazing to a child’s mind) crackers, but the loud popping sound made my younger sister cry. Poor thing, too close to nap time I guess.

    I was allowed to buy some the following Christmas (or two Christmas’s I can’t recall) but it seemed I was the only one in my immediate family who was interested, so it waned.

    Your post got me to recall a long-forgotten memory that I can now cherish. Thanks to you!

    Cheers, JBS

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